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Estate Agents
Estate agents: You are merely parasites feeding on the bottom of the rapidly capsizing ocean liner that is modern capitalism. Your lives are grey deserts of mediocrity, coloured only by spatterings of sick from your last Friday night out. Your … Continue reading
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James Murdoch offered position at News International
The board of News Corporation today put further pressure on James Murdoch regarding his position in the company, after a number of revelations from Tuesday’s Culture Media and Sport select committee hearing.
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The livestream of Rebekah Brooks, Rupert and James Murdoch’s select committee grilling
Roll up, roll up for the show of the century. Media Bastard points you all towards Rebekah Brooks and the Murdochs receiving a grilling from the Culture Media and Sport Select committee, livestreamed here from 2:3opm on Tuesday July 19: … Continue reading
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Rebekah Brooks, the inconceivable Princess Bride
So Rebekah Brooks has come out fighting over the Milly Dowler debacle, as Media Bastard expected. The flame-haired Cerberus at the gates of Wapping has never exactly been one for quietly backing down. Earlier today Brooks sent an email to … Continue reading
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Peta Buscombe gets a pasting from Andrew Neil
You know when public figures have an absolute nightmare during an interview and end up looking like a 16-year-old schoolboy caught masturbating by his granny? That hideous, ball-clenching shame on their faces as they realise what a mess they’ve made? … Continue reading
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Lurpak builds its empire
No, that’s right, they were built on racism, slavery and ruthless exploitation. But don’t worry about that, prole, just eat your fucking toast and buy our butter.
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Beware of the badger, Ofcom
Hello and welcome to Media Bastard, brought to you in part by Crook, Charlatan & Shyster – providers of finest quality badgers. (NB, CC&S absolves all responsibility for fate of badger post-purchase and strongly opposes badger-baiting in all manifestations because the … Continue reading
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